T’was the week before Xmas and Paul Duffy is at a funeral…. A ghost quits her job and there is a bunch of time-traveling with lots of shiny things. Spend the holidays with your favorite geek Paul, as he tries to figure out death, love, life and family. We’re sorry if he got glitter on you.

Meet Paul. He works at a hardware store, has a pimp for a roommate, and writes fantasy books in his spare time. Meet Eric. Eric is your average wealthy playboy vampire. They hook-up. Hilarity, death, and ice cream ensues. There may or may not be any ice cream. A snarky, titillating short story that will leave you craving more. Paul Vs. The Vampire knows it’s treading well-worn territory, but you can’t help but love the tour guide.